I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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