i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
