ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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