He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
