first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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