Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
splinters make it hard to masturbate
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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