so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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