If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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