the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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