On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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