question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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