One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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