called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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