Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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