We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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