Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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