:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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