my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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