Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I still have a little drunk in my system
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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