I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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