You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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