Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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