I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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