Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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