is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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