My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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