He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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