He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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