I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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