hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
