she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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