So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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