he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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