Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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