Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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