Nicole vs. Life
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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