I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Is it penis luge time yet?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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