I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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