"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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