I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
where am i from again
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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