I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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