I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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