Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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