Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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