we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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