I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
