Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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