Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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