Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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