Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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