Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Dignity is for republicans.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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