She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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