Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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