Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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