apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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