he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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