Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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